Post by Hyuuga Hanabi on Dec 19, 2007 22:40:15 GMT -5
Memoirs Of a Shinobi Christmas
Summary: Mainly SasuTen and DeiSaku NaruIno. Minor pairings will be revealed. Parody/Romance. Implied ShikaTema. The time for joy and happiness has come to Konoha and Suna! Everyone`s happy, except for a lone 15 year old boy. Uchiha Sasuke. Can someone bring cheer and joy to the brooding man? Or will he spend this Christmas alone?
I wish you a Merry Christmas!
I wish you a Merry Christmas!
I wish a Merry Christmas,
and a Happy New Years!
Great, carolers again. Sasuke shut his eyes tightly and scowled. He didn`t need such annoying people singing on his doorstep. He slammed door and went back to doing random crap on the computer. ((OOC:I know such things don`t exist, this is just for some funny crap)) He hated Christmas. The joy and happiness just annoyed him to no end. Snow slowly fell to the ground as Sasuke tapped on the keyboard, trying to find a club that hated Christmas as much as him. Which was hard to find since it seemed just about everyone loved Christmas. He didn`t know why, it was an annoying holiday. Everyone`s joy was transmitting happy waves, which were going to ruin his angst waves as much as stupidity waves ruined it. Sasuke sighed and stopped typing for a moment. Why couldn`t anyone understand his hate for Christmas? I mean, you couldn`t exactly blame him for hat-
"Oi Sasuke-teme! Get out here! Sakura and I are going Christmas shopping!"A certain blond haired shinobi yelled from outside. ((OOC: I`ll give you a cookie if you guess who it is correctly!))
Sasuke scowled and went to his door ready to slam it open and yell at his dobe of a best friend. Only he was beat. Sakura slammed the door open with an sickening expression. Her face was red and her emerald eyes gleamed with mischief. Sasuke stepped back with a face that was filled with horror. No, that banshee was going to destroy him! He could just see it. Her fist going through his torso and instantly killing him. Sasuke shivered and took a few steps back. Whenever Sasuke took steps back, Sakura took steps forward. When Sasuke was finally backed up into a corner he had a look of pure fear. Sasuke looked for a way to get out of the situation he was in now. He looked for a way to get out of this.
Sakura, noticing what he was doing and went in for the kill. She quickly grabbed Sasuke by the collar of his shirt and dragged him out of the house. It was a humorous sight indeed. Sasuke was whining about how he hated Christmas and well... being whiny. Naruto was ranting about how great it would be when he gave Temari and Shikamaru their present. Sakura had already guessed it was a mistle toe. Sakura was smiling at everyone and making her way toward the mall. Many people were shopping for presents and things to buy. Some people were even buying gifts for themselves, since they were probably shallow. Sakura pushed through the crowd of people and sighed in relief as she entered a shop that had the BEST Christmas stuff.
Naruto curiously looked around the store 'oohing' and 'aweing' at everything the moved. Sakura had gone to the Nutcracker area, acually looking for something to crack some nuts with. you know what kind of nuts I`m talking about. Sasuke was brooding in a corner glaring at anything that was 3 feet from him.
You see over the years everyone had changed. Naruto had become even more of an idiot, but he was also stronger and (if it was possible) smarter. Though you could never tell if he was hiding his smarts or if he really was an idiot. Sakura had inherited her sensei`s strength, healing skills, and temper. She was known as the new ice queen ever since Kurenai had hooked up with Asuma. Sakura never dated. She had learned that love was not for a shinobi such as herself. Or so she thought. Sasuke was still the same, but of course he was smarter and stronger. But not much had changed about him. Though he had become more... whinier. Which was more of a down then an up. The rest of the shinobi had also changed.
Hyuuga Hinata had grown into a beautiful teenager. She was still shy, buts he hardly ever fainted now. Though she still had her moments when she blushed and became timid. She had gotten over her crush Naruto not to long ago. Kiba has become more outgoing then ever. Akamaru was gigantic now! He was as tall as Kiba himself. Shino was still the same, but he looked more shady and well... mysterious.
Yamanaka Ino now had some skills with medicine ever since she had been training with Sakura. She had also gotten over Sasuke. Ino was now a proud kunoichi that showed her growth in skill as the years had gone by. Shikamaru was still lazy, but he now played shogi with Temari often. Chouji looked like his father`s twin. He had grown stronger and had learned some of his clan`s most sacred Jutsus.
TenTen had grown in the area of Taijutsu. Though this was a plus since she had only excelled in weapons when she was 13, she was now excelled in both Taijutsu and weapons. Rock Lee had become more 'youthful' and had learned more things in Taijutsu. Neji still couldn`t tell if there was such things as destiny, but his obsession over it was now gone. He was now trying out for the ANBU.
Sasuke stopped brooding to notice something different in the atmosphere. Someone had walked into the store, someone familiar. Someone that he knew quite well... That someone was, Uchiha Itachi.
TBC
A/N----------------
I have to go like NOW! Sorry if it seems like Sasuke`s a wimp. xD Sowwy... anyways. Ja ne!
--->END(for now)<---
Summary: Mainly SasuTen and DeiSaku NaruIno. Minor pairings will be revealed. Parody/Romance. Implied ShikaTema. The time for joy and happiness has come to Konoha and Suna! Everyone`s happy, except for a lone 15 year old boy. Uchiha Sasuke. Can someone bring cheer and joy to the brooding man? Or will he spend this Christmas alone?
I wish you a Merry Christmas!
I wish you a Merry Christmas!
I wish a Merry Christmas,
and a Happy New Years!
Great, carolers again. Sasuke shut his eyes tightly and scowled. He didn`t need such annoying people singing on his doorstep. He slammed door and went back to doing random crap on the computer. ((OOC:I know such things don`t exist, this is just for some funny crap)) He hated Christmas. The joy and happiness just annoyed him to no end. Snow slowly fell to the ground as Sasuke tapped on the keyboard, trying to find a club that hated Christmas as much as him. Which was hard to find since it seemed just about everyone loved Christmas. He didn`t know why, it was an annoying holiday. Everyone`s joy was transmitting happy waves, which were going to ruin his angst waves as much as stupidity waves ruined it. Sasuke sighed and stopped typing for a moment. Why couldn`t anyone understand his hate for Christmas? I mean, you couldn`t exactly blame him for hat-
"Oi Sasuke-teme! Get out here! Sakura and I are going Christmas shopping!"A certain blond haired shinobi yelled from outside. ((OOC: I`ll give you a cookie if you guess who it is correctly!))
Sasuke scowled and went to his door ready to slam it open and yell at his dobe of a best friend. Only he was beat. Sakura slammed the door open with an sickening expression. Her face was red and her emerald eyes gleamed with mischief. Sasuke stepped back with a face that was filled with horror. No, that banshee was going to destroy him! He could just see it. Her fist going through his torso and instantly killing him. Sasuke shivered and took a few steps back. Whenever Sasuke took steps back, Sakura took steps forward. When Sasuke was finally backed up into a corner he had a look of pure fear. Sasuke looked for a way to get out of the situation he was in now. He looked for a way to get out of this.
Sakura, noticing what he was doing and went in for the kill. She quickly grabbed Sasuke by the collar of his shirt and dragged him out of the house. It was a humorous sight indeed. Sasuke was whining about how he hated Christmas and well... being whiny. Naruto was ranting about how great it would be when he gave Temari and Shikamaru their present. Sakura had already guessed it was a mistle toe. Sakura was smiling at everyone and making her way toward the mall. Many people were shopping for presents and things to buy. Some people were even buying gifts for themselves, since they were probably shallow. Sakura pushed through the crowd of people and sighed in relief as she entered a shop that had the BEST Christmas stuff.
Naruto curiously looked around the store 'oohing' and 'aweing' at everything the moved. Sakura had gone to the Nutcracker area, acually looking for something to crack some nuts with. you know what kind of nuts I`m talking about. Sasuke was brooding in a corner glaring at anything that was 3 feet from him.
You see over the years everyone had changed. Naruto had become even more of an idiot, but he was also stronger and (if it was possible) smarter. Though you could never tell if he was hiding his smarts or if he really was an idiot. Sakura had inherited her sensei`s strength, healing skills, and temper. She was known as the new ice queen ever since Kurenai had hooked up with Asuma. Sakura never dated. She had learned that love was not for a shinobi such as herself. Or so she thought. Sasuke was still the same, but of course he was smarter and stronger. But not much had changed about him. Though he had become more... whinier. Which was more of a down then an up. The rest of the shinobi had also changed.
Hyuuga Hinata had grown into a beautiful teenager. She was still shy, buts he hardly ever fainted now. Though she still had her moments when she blushed and became timid. She had gotten over her crush Naruto not to long ago. Kiba has become more outgoing then ever. Akamaru was gigantic now! He was as tall as Kiba himself. Shino was still the same, but he looked more shady and well... mysterious.
Yamanaka Ino now had some skills with medicine ever since she had been training with Sakura. She had also gotten over Sasuke. Ino was now a proud kunoichi that showed her growth in skill as the years had gone by. Shikamaru was still lazy, but he now played shogi with Temari often. Chouji looked like his father`s twin. He had grown stronger and had learned some of his clan`s most sacred Jutsus.
TenTen had grown in the area of Taijutsu. Though this was a plus since she had only excelled in weapons when she was 13, she was now excelled in both Taijutsu and weapons. Rock Lee had become more 'youthful' and had learned more things in Taijutsu. Neji still couldn`t tell if there was such things as destiny, but his obsession over it was now gone. He was now trying out for the ANBU.
Sasuke stopped brooding to notice something different in the atmosphere. Someone had walked into the store, someone familiar. Someone that he knew quite well... That someone was, Uchiha Itachi.
TBC
A/N----------------
I have to go like NOW! Sorry if it seems like Sasuke`s a wimp. xD Sowwy... anyways. Ja ne!
--->END(for now)<---
